Thaumaturge's Zest - Lemon Zest Tentacle Soap | Eldritch Bakery
Looks delicious. Definitely cursed. Do not eat.
Thaumaturge's Zest is an outlier within the sticky-sweet Eldritch Bakery collection. It captures the vibrant, electric energy of high tea at a not-quite wizard, not-quite sorcerer, not-quite scientist's workshop. The swirl of pale cream and bright yellow mimic shifting magical energies, and the stunning neon tentacle and its watchful eye pairs well aesthetically with a whole lemon slice.
Inspired by the imagery of a thaumaturge inspired by the bright, tart scent of a lemon meringue, this bar delivers a high-voltage burst of freshly grated lemon zest and sun-ripened citrus. It's crisp, clean, and invigorating enough to snap any miracle worker out of their mental fog.
—Specs—
Size: 4.5” x 3.5” x 1” (soap including tentacles), 5” x 5” x 1.2” (soap in box)
Weight: 6.0 oz
Scent: Bright lemon zest
Lather: lots of tiny bubbles for a smooth, creamy lather
Inspired by: cosmic horror, cursed confections, trademarked creatures with many eyes and tentacles
🚫 For external use only – this is soap, not food. Do not consume.
Ingredients: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Tallow, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Water (Aqua), Sodium Hydroxide, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Juice, Fragrance (Parfum), Rosemarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Mica (CI 77019), Iron Oxide (CI 77492), Chromium Oxide Green (CI 77288), Charcoal Powder
