Behold, the dessert that gazes back.
This deceptively decadent bar- swirled with creamy tallow-based lather, luscious whipped “frosting”, and hand-sculpted strawberries, is not what it seems. As you lean in, tempted by the rich aroma of strawberry shortcake, something stirs beneath the surface. Curly, glossy tentacles rise, each one slick with an unspeakable affection. This is no mere cake. This is a summoning.
Crafted for those who delight in the whimsical and the weird, Eldritch Berry shortcake is a tribute to romantic horror and D&D-style dread. It’s the kind of gift your warlock ex might leave on your doorstep, if they still cared. (And they do, by the way. Too much.)
This soap conjures a creamy, long-lasting lather fit for adventurers and cultists alike. This is soap, intended for use strictly as a cleansing agent, or maybe, decor. Do not eat. Especially not if it starts whispering your name. It’s the perfect gift for the kawaii Eldritch horror fan!
—Specs—
Size: 4.5” x 3.5” x 1” (soap including tentacles), 5” x 5” x 1.5” (soap in box)
Weight: 6.5 oz
Scent: creamy strawberry shortcake
Lather: lots of tiny bubbles for a smooth, creamy lather
Inspired by: “Eldritch horror meets kawaii yandere”
Pro-tip: Grab the Forbidden Confections Bundle to make the ultimate gift set!
Eldritch Berry Shortcake is the original sweetheart who discovered horror anime and softly whispered "notice me, senpai" to The Void. GOO's Nea Gateau is her slightly bitter, but somehow sweeter cousin.
Ingredients: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Tallow, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Water (Aqua), Sodium Hydroxide, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Juice, Fragrance (Parfum), Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Mica (CI 77019), Polyurethane-11, Iron Oxides (CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499), D&C Red No. 2 (CI 16185)
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SKU: 016
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