You died.
 
You swear you parried that last hit from Sister Frieda.
 
Even after 5 unsuccessful attempts, that last one totally should’ve connected.
 
You swear that Smough has never used that double hammer sweep before and it’s totally not fair.
 
You swear that the Nameless King is literally unbeatable.
 
I mean, have you fought that guy?
 
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS DRAGON?!
 
You swear it’s not your fault.
 
Don’t get salty. Git Gud.
 
Use this bentonite clay bar to scrub that “filthy casual” stench and wash away those tears (before your sightless waifu catches you sobbing into your Fallen Knight Helm).
 
The regal smell of tea tree will make the other Hollows wonder if Lord Gwyn himself walked into the room.
 
Weighing in at a little over 4.5 oz, this bar will last quite a while if kept dry between uses.
 
It’s palm free and vegan!
 
Soap dimensions: 3.0” x 2.0” x 1.5”
 
Scent: Tea tree essential oil
 
Lather: Fluffy, gray bubbles. The deep ashen color comes from natural activated charcoal; this soap produces a gray lather that adds to the “ashen” effect. Please note that this soap may stain white washcloths.
 
After-wash feel: Squeaky clean
 
Inspired by: The Ashen One from Dark Souls, which makes it the perfect gift for Dark Souls fans!
 
Please take a moment to examine the ingredients below, and be mindful of any allergies or skin sensitivities.
 
Ingredients: distilled water, coconut oil, apricot kernel oil, extra virgin olive oil, shea butter, sodium hydroxide, meadowfoam oil, tea tree essential oil, activated charcoal, bentonite clay, activated charcoal, titanium dioxide