Looks delicious. Definitely cursed. Do not eat.
 
From the Eldritch Bakery collection, Ao Watcher’s Cheesecake is a handcrafted cold process soap that looks like a decadent slice of blueberry cheesecake... If that cheesecake had tentacles and was watching you. Swirled with whipped “frosting” and topped with eerie sculpted tentacles and glossy eyeball embeds, this soap blurs the lines between kawaii, creepy, selfcare, and confectionery.
 
Scented with a rich blend of blueberry cheesecake, vanilla bean, and a whisper of sea salt air, it's perfect for horror lovers, fantasy fans, or anyone with taste that leans a little… otherworldly.
 
—Specs—
Size: 4.5” x 3.5” x 1” (soap including tentacles), 5” x 5” x 1.5” (soap in box)
Weight: 6.5 oz
Scent: Blueberry cheesecake, vanilla cream, sea breeze
Lather: lots of tiny bubbles for a smooth, creamy lather
Inspired by: cosmic horror, cursed confections, trademarked creatures with many eyes and tentacles

🚫 For external use only – this is soap, not food. Do not consume.
 
Ao Watcher’s Cheesecake is the Eldritch Bakery’s resident honor student. Top of her class in forbidden knowledge, extra credit in unblinking eye contact. She doesn’t just gazed into the Void, and aced its final exam. Eldritch Berry Shortcake may have been the first to flirt with cosmic horror, but Ao took it academic. GOO’s Nea Gateau might be sharper, but Ao wears her madness with a dollop of whipped cream and a knowing smile.
 
 
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Tallow, Distilled Water, Rice Bran Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Apricot Kernel Oil, Cocoa Butter, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Juice, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Fragrance Oil, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Ultramarine Blue, Activated Charcoal