[Launching 10 June, 2025!!!]
 
Like if Neapolitan ice cream made eye contact and whispered your true name.
This soap smells like mocha, looks like dessert, and is topped with tentacles that probably shouldn't be making direct decisions. Featuring strawberry and chocolate swirls buried under a whipped abyss, this is the cousin of Eldritch Berry Shortcake that got weirdly into coffee and existentialism.
 
This is no ordinary slice of cake. GOO’s Nea Gateau lures you in with rich mocha and subtle berry notes, swirling ribbons of faux cocoa and cream, and a hand-sculpted tentacle that curls just a little too invitingly.
 
Crafted for fans of the whimsical and the weird, this bar is equal parts decadent and unsettling. Perfect for gifting or displaying as an eerie little treat. Despite its dessert-like appearance, it's a fully functional soap that produces a creamy, long-lasting lather with every use.
 
—Specs—
Size: 4.5” x 3.5” x 1” (soap including tentacles), 5” x 5” x 1.5” (soap in box)
Weight: 6.5 oz
Scent: Mocha cake with a hint of berry sweetness
Lather: Lots of tiny bubbles for a smooth, creamy lather
Inspired by: Kawaii Eldritch horror. “Eldritch pâtisserie meets romantic cosmic dread”
 
Pro-tip: Grab the Forbidden Confections Bundle to make the ultimate gift set!
 
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Tallow, Distilled Water, Rice Bran Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Apricot Kernel Oil, Cocoa Butter, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Juice, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Fragrance Oil, Polyurethane-11, Iron Oxide, D&C Red No. 28, Activated Charcoal