GOO's Nea Gateau - Mocha (Kawaii Eldritch Horror!)

Like if Neapolitan ice cream made eye contact and whispered your true name.
This soap smells like mocha, looks like dessert, and is topped with tentacles that probably shouldn't be making direct decisions. Featuring strawberry and chocolate swirls buried under a whipped abyss, this is the cousin of Eldritch Berry Shortcake that got weirdly into coffee and existentialism.
 
Crafted for fans of the whimsical and the weird, this bar is equal parts decadent and unsettling. Perfect for gifting or displaying as an eerie little treat. Despite its dessert-like appearance, it's a fully functional soap that produces a creamy, long-lasting lather with every use.
 
—Specs—
Size: 4.5” x 3.5” x 1” (soap including tentacles), 5” x 5” x 1.5” (soap in box)
Weight: 6.5 oz
Scent: Mocha cake with a hint of berry sweetness
Lather: Lots of tiny bubbles for a smooth, creamy lather
Inspired by: Kawaii Eldritch horror. “Eldritch pâtisserie meets romantic cosmic dread”
 
Ingredients: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Tallow, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Water (Aqua), Sodium Hydroxide, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Juice, Fragrance (Parfum), Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Mica (CI 77019), Iron Oxides (CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499), D&C Red No. 28 (CI 45410), Charcoal Powder, Polyurethane-11