Eldritch Bakery

Sweet on the outside... suspicious on the inside. 🍰🐙 These deceptively cute dessert soaps lure you in with whipped tops, piped details, and cozy bakery scents — but make no mistake. Each one hides a little bit of cosmic horror beneath the frosting. With swirling tentacles and unsettling charm, this collection is where whimsical meets weird. Small-batch. Slightly cursed. Always squeaky clean.