Two sweets. Zero mercy. This duo may look like dessert, but something stirs beneath the frosting.
 
Inside you’ll find:
 
🍓 Eldritch Berry Shortcake: Strawberry shortcake scented soap, swirled with whipped “frosting” and glossy tentacles that reach a little too eagerly.
 
☕ GOO’s Nea Gateau: Rich mocha-scented soap with unsettling Neapolitan swirls, perfect for those who like their bath rituals with a hint of existential dread.
Handmade in small batches. Crafted for gamers, D&D fans, and anyone who enjoys their self-care a little…weird.
 
🧼 Note: These are soaps. Please do not eat the horrors.
 
—Specs for Both Soaps—
Individual Size: 4.5” x 3.5” x 1” (soap including tentacles), 5” x 5” x 1.5” (soap in box)
Individual weight: 6.0 oz
 
Eldritch Berry Shortcake Ingredients: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Tallow, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Water (Aqua), Sodium Hydroxide, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Juice, Fragrance (Parfum), Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Mica (CI 77019), Polyurethane-11, Iron Oxides (CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499), D&C Red No. 2 (CI 16185)
 
GOO's Nea Gateau Ingredients: Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Tallow, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Water (Aqua), Sodium Hydroxide, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Stearate, Propylene Glycol, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Juice, Fragrance (Parfum), Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Mica (CI 77019), Iron Oxides (CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499), D&C Red No. 28 (CI 45410), Charcoal Powder, Polyurethane-11