[Launching 10 June, 2025!!!]
 
Two sweets. Zero mercy.
This duo may look like dessert, but something stirs beneath the frosting.
 
Inside you’ll find:
 
🍓 Eldritch Berry Shortcake: Strawberry shortcake scented soap, swirled with whipped “frosting” and glossy tentacles that reach a little too eagerly.
 
☕ GOO’s Nea Gateau: Rich mocha-scented soap with unsettling Neapolitan swirls, perfect for those who like their bath rituals with a hint of existential dread.
Handmade in small batches. Crafted for gamers, D&D fans, and anyone who enjoys their self-care a little…weird.
 
🧼 Note: These are soaps. Please do not eat the horrors.
 
—Specs for Both Soaps—
Individual Size: 4.5” x 3.5” x 1” (soap including tentacles), 5” x 5” x 1.5” (soap in box)
Individual weight: 6.5 oz
 
Eldritch Berry Shortcake Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Tallow, Distilled Water, Rice Bran Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Apricot Kernel Oil, Cocoa Butter, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Juice, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, fragrance oil, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Polyurethane-11, Iron Oxide, D&C Red No. 28
 
GOO's Nea Gateau Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Tallow, Distilled Water, Rice Bran Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Apricot Kernel Oil, Cocoa Butter, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Juice, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Fragrance Oil, Polyurethane-11, Iron Oxide, D&C Red No. 28, Activated Charcoal